D.N.F. Do Not Read (Special Edition Jacketed Hardcover)

They should’ve never come for her in the comments section.

By day, Britt is a voluptuous, razor-witted book reviewer with ten million followers and a tongue sharp enough to cut an author’s ego in half. By night? She’s a petty, powerful witch with a grimoire full of receipts—and curses.

When bitter writers and internet trolls dare to disrespect her reviews, Britt doesn’t argue. She doesn’t clap back.

She sends them straight into the worst books she’s ever read.

We’re talking plotless horrors, romance novels with crusty alpha males, science fiction held together with duct tape, and erotica so bad it might qualify as a hate crime.

But when one fine-ass warlock named Bishop glamours the world into believing he’s written the book of the century—and seduces Britt in the process—he does more than just play games with her heart. He steals her power. And worse? He lies about it.

Now Britt must fight fire with fire (and a little sex magic) to reclaim her power, her reputation, and her beloved familiar Lovecraft. What follows is a supernatural literary battle full of spells, shade, betrayal, and enough receipts to burn down BookTok.

Messy. Magical. Petty as hell.

This isn’t your average witch tale. This is DNF.

And baby, not everybody makes it to the last page.